Damn it's cold. It's 0 degrees and -23 degrees windchill. Right now I am talking to my friend about what warm weather destination we will be going to. Darcie, my co-worker/friend made some very good points about why I should go. A. I'm going to be 40 years old this month and I should go somewhere fun. B. I have no ties to anyone to stop me. C. Why the hell not!So here's my list of things to do.
1. Get out of the conference I am scheduled to go to. Check.
2. Get a passport. Semi-Check
3. Clear vacation with boss. Check
4. Need money for plane ticket. Rob a bank? Sell body parts? Semi-Check
5. Lose about 20 lbs.
6. Figure out where to go. Check
I'm sure I'm forgetting things....
UPDATE: flights are looking to be $1000 - 2000!! .
4 comments:
Plasma. You could pay for that ticket in only a few short trips to the plasma bank.
Or sell your eggs. I hear they go for like $1000 a pop. Sure you might have a little Kara running around that will come back and ask you for college tuition once he/she turns 18 but hey, at least you got a good vacation right?
I'm just straight up jealous you will get to go somewhere warm! Ugh...
I'm way too old to be selling eggs. And $1000? More like $10,000.
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