So here's my list of things to do.
1. Get out of the conference I am scheduled to go to. Check.
2. Get a passport. Semi-Check
3. Clear vacation with boss. Check
4. Need money for plane ticket. Rob a bank? Sell body parts? Semi-Check
5. Lose about 20 lbs.
6. Figure out where to go. Check
I'm sure I'm forgetting things....
UPDATE: flights are looking to be $1000 - 2000!! .